Candice Swanepoel Lands The Number One Spot On The 2014 Maxim Hot 100 List!


Our buddies over at Maxim have released their annual Hot 100 List, and would you believe it… my future wife, supermodel Candice Swanepoel has landed the number one spot! Wow, someone actually got a “hot list” right for once! Here’s what the top ten looks like:

1. Candice Swanepoel
2. Scarlett Johansson
3. Katy Perry
4. Irina Shayk
5. Jennifer Lawrence
6. Zooey Deschanel
7. Alessandra Ambrosio
8. Jessica Alba
9. Mila Kunis
10. Cara Delevingne

Not bad. Not bad at all. Usually these lists, and especially the top ten, are flooded with illogical choices and rankings, but I can’t really argue with the top ten. Well, except for Cara Delevingne. What the hell is she even doing in the top one hundred!? Anyways, it’s nice to see Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Alba get a high ranking for once. And it’s also nice of Maxim to send over a bunch of exclusive hi-res photos of some of the babes who made the top one hundred, including Ashley Tisdale, Walking Dead’s Lauren Cohan, and Banshee/True Detective ultra hottie Lili Simmons. But nobody on the list comes close to the shwingtastic perfection that is Candice Swanepoel. Lucky me.



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